Saturday, April 24, 2010

YEH LARKIOON KI UNIVERSITY , YEH UNIVERSITY KI LARKIAN

YEH LARKIOON KI UNIVERSITY , YEH UNIVERSITY KI LARKIAN


UNIVERSITY KE GATE SE STATES TAK HAIN LARKIAN
YEH LARKIOON KI UNIVERSITY , YEH UNIVERSITY KI LARKIAN
MANA KE YEH HASEEN HAIN
MANA KE YEH ZAHEEN HAIN
HAI LARKA AGAR EK TO
SAATH LARKIAN BHI TEEN HAIN
JEBOON MAIN LARKON KI AB HONE LAGI HAIN KARKIAN
YEH LARKIOON KI UNIVERSITY , YEH UNIVERSITY KI LARKIAN

UTTHNA SUBHA BAHANA HAI
TAYAR HO KER AANA HAI
IN SUB KA YEHI KHOOYAB HAI
ASH KO HARANA HAI
PAISOON SE YEH KITABOON KI, LATEE HAIN APNI BALIAAN
YEH LARKIOON KI UNVERSITY, YEH UNIVERSITY KI LARKIAN

KASHMIR KI KALI BHI HAI
AFRICA KI JALI BHI HAI
LAKHOON HAIN MAGROOR TO
IN MAIN KOI BHALI BHI HAI
GUZRE GALI SE POINT TO , KHOOLE GHAROON KI KHIRKIAAN
YEH LARKIOON KI UNVERSITY, YEH UNVERSITY KI LARKIAN

APNA GROUP BANA LIA
HER LARKE KO PHASA LIA
JO KUCH THA IN DIMAGOON MAIN
SUB LARKIOON NE KHA LIA
KESE POSITION LAYEN HUM , JADOO KAREN YEH LARKIAN
YEH LARKIOON KI UNIVERSITY,YEH UNIVERSITY KI LARKIAAN

HAZAROON EK HI NAAM KI
NAHIN HAIN KOI KAM KI
RAKHNE PARHE HAIN NAAM AB
SAIMA A, SAIMA B, SAIMA C
GHAR AYEN IN KE PHONE TO AMMA SUNAYEN JHIRKIAN
YEH LARKION KI UNIVERSITY, YEH UNIVERSITY KI LARKIAN

PERHAI MAIN BHI AAGAYE HAIN
LARAI MAIN BHI AAGAYE HAIN
LARKE KESE AAGAYE BAREN
DAS LARKIAN JO AAGAYE HAIN
LARKOON KI HER LARAYI KA SABBAB HAIN YEHI LARKIAN
YEH LA RKIOON KI UNIVERSITY, YEH UNIVERSITY KI LARKIAN

KHUDAYA HUM KO MAAF KER
ZEHNOO KO IN KE SAAF KER
NA DEKHYEN HUM TO KIA KAREN
AB TO HI KUCH INSAAF KER
DOOZAQH MAIN HUM LARKOON KO POHCHAYEN GI YEH LARIAN
YEH LARKIOON KI UNIVERSITY, YEH UNIVERSITY KI LARKIAN

Salary & Govt. Concessions for a Member of NATIONAL ASSEMBLY (MNA)

Salary & Govt. Concessions for a Member of NATIONAL ASSEMBLY (MNA)

Ø Monthly Salary : Rs. 120,000 to 200,000
Ø Expense for Constitution per month : Rs.100,000

Ø Office expenditure per month : Rs.140,000
Ø Traveling concession (Rs. 8 per km) : Rs.48,000 (For a visit to ISLAMABAD & return): 6000 km

Ø Daily BETA during Assembly meets : Rs.500
Ø Charge for 1st class (A/C) in train : Free (For any number of times all over PAKISTAN)
Ø Charge for Business Class in flights: Free for 40 trips / year (With wife or P.A.)
Ø Rent for Govt.. hostel any where: Free
Ø Electricity costs at home : Free up to 50,000 units
Ø Local phone call charge : Free up to 1,70,000 calls
Ø TOTAL expense for a MNA per year : Rs. 32,000,000
Ø TOTAL expense for 5 years : Rs. 1,60,000,000
Ø For 534 MNA, the expense for 5 years :
Rs. 85 , 440,000,000 (more than 800 Korores)



And they are elected by THE PEOPLE OF PAKISTAN, through a democratic
process of this world, not intruded into the assembly on their own or by
any qualification.


This is how all our tax money is been swallowed and price hike on our
regular commodities...

Think of the great democracy we have...............

Test of Managment

Ms. Sonia Mari announce the Test of Two Chapters

1. Motivations
2. Basic Approached to Leadership

INSHA ALLAH, in upcoming class after vacations on 21st of May 2010
So, come with preparation.
THANKS

" Vacations Annoucement "

Today (23.Apr.2010)
Sir Liaqat Rao (Principle of evening) announced;


" Dear Students we disconnect your class of MBA-22 due to
Examination of MBA-21 (1st semester) from university of
sindh, and your clasese will be started from 20th of May
2010, so kindly note down."

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

1st time Intresting Class of Financial Accounting

Today (17th of Apr-2010) the class of Financial Accounting is much interesting than last classes because Sir Shabbir Shikh invied Two Senior Girls of MBA for us, Sir Shabbir told thoses girls that they are thirsty and hungry for you (girls), the girls smiles and ask to !

Sir, Why ???

Sir Shabbir replied !!!
Because there is no girl is admitt in this class but n second section there are more than 30 girls always present in class, that's why they are thirsty and hungry for girls.

All class mates laughing and clapping for this comment of sir
That was the best class of our this Semester of MBA.

Friday, April 16, 2010

***** {{{ PAKISTAN ZINDABAD }}} *****






HISTORY OF PAKISTAN
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The first known inhabitants of the modern-day Pakistan region are believed to have been the Soanian - Homo erectus, who settled in the Soan Valley and Riwat almost 2 million years ago. Over the next several thousand years, the region would develop into various civilizations like Mehrgarh and the Indus Valley Civilization. Throughout its history, the region has also been apart of various Greek, Persian, Turkic, Islamic and British empires. The region's ancient history also includes some of the oldest empires from the subcontinent[1] and some of its major civilizations.[2][3][4][5] The political history of the nation began with the birth of the All India Muslim League in 1906 to protect Muslim interests, amid fears of neglect and under-representation of Muslims, in case the British Raj decided to grant local self-rule. On the 29 December 1930, Muhammad Iqbal called for an autonomous state in "northwestern India for Indian Muslims".[6] The Muslim League rose to popularity in the late 1930s. Muhammad Ali Jinnah espoused the Two Nation Theory and led the Muslim League to adopt the Lahore Resolution[7] of 1940, demanding the formation of independent states for Muslims in the East and the West of British India. Eventually, a united Pakistan with two wings - West Pakistan and East Pakistan - gained independence from the British, on August 14, 1947. Modern-day Pakistan came in existence in 1971, after a civil war in the distant East Pakistan and emergence of an independent Bangladesh.

Independence witnessed unprecedented and prologued communal riots across India eventually resulting in millions of Muslims migrating to Pakistan. The princely state of Kashmir, a Muslim-majority region whose ruler, a Hindu maharaja, had decided to illegally accede to India. Pashtun tribesmens then invaded Kashmir in October 1947 after the Maharaja's continued hesitance to accede to Pakistan, therefore starting the 1947 war. By October 25, Pakistani forces had already reached the capital, Srinagar. On October 26 the Indian invasion of Kashmir took place. The 1965 War and the Kargil War were also focused on Kashmir. India also began the Siachen conflict in 1984 by successfully invading and taking control of the Siachen Glacier from Pakistan.

Pakistan declared itself an Islamic republic on adoption of a constitution in 1956, but the civilian rule was stalled by the 1956 military coup d'etat by Ayub Khan, who ruled during a period of internal instability and a second war with India in 1965. Economic grievances and political dissent in East Pakistan led to violent political tensions and army repression, escalating into civil war[8] followed by the third war with India. Pakistan's loss in the war ultimately led to the secession of East Pakistan and the brith of Bangladesh.[9]

Civilian rule resumed from 1972 to 1977 under Zulfikar Ali Bhutto, until he was deposed by General Zia-ul-Haq, who became the country's third military president. Pakistan's secular policies were replaced by the Islamic Shariah legal code, which increased religious influences on the civil service and the military. With the death of Zia-ul-Haq in 1988, Benazir Bhutto, daughter of Zulfikar Ali Bhutto, was elected as the first female Prime Minister of Pakistan. Over the next decade, she alternated power with Nawaz Sharif, as the country's political and economic situation worsened. Military tensions in the Kargil conflict[10] with India were followed by a 1999 coup d'état in which General Pervez Musharraf assumed executive powers.[11]

In 2001, Musharraf named himself President after the resignation of Rafiq Tarar. In the 2002 Parliamentary Elections, Musharraf transferred executive powers to newly elected Prime Minister Zafarullah Khan Jamali, who was succeeded in the 2004 by Shaukat Aziz. On November 15, 2007 the National Assembly completed its term and a caretaker government was appointed with the former Chairman of The Senate, Muhammad Mian Soomro as Prime Minister. Following the assassination of Benazir Bhutto, that resulted in a series of important political developments, her husband Asif Ali Zardari was eventually elected as the new President in 2008.